Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.
"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."
"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"
"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."
"HULK. HUNGRY."
And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.


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![[A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/440cd77f0740df0d2c881c93a95275ec/b353b4dc9928f9af-cc/s250x400/c3b8a73d0c378f1aeb2912cb437daece9821445f.png)
![[While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:] Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours [The figure takes out her smart phone and searches:] Wikipedia England](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aafb21d421ff1f7d196ac7e0afa2b16d/b353b4dc9928f9af-c7/s250x400/2a848969860d3fa0ef32974348427028bb10d6e2.png)
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