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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:
“ death-by-fangirling:
“ bronzedragon:
“ tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“ strawberriesandjane:
“ funsizedfox:
“ “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.” ”
Oh.
”
I AM CRYING
”
I remember reading about...
funsizedfox

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

strawberriesandjane

Oh.

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks

I AM CRYING

bronzedragon

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

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one-day-i-will-fall-asleep

I would pay a lot to watch that movie

Source: funsizedfox
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