mad, bad, & dangerous to know — Imagine saying you wanted a specific job since you...

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Imagine saying you wanted a specific job since you were a teenager, and finally getting it after nearly two decades of working directly towards that goal, only to be so crap that like three years later nearly half your coworkers independently resign on the same day, you are forced to resign on national TV, and you almost certainly end up in the history books as the Worst Guy At That Job Ever because you are simultaneously The First Guy To Be Convicted Of A Literal Actual Crime While Holding That Job and The Guy Who Had The Most People Resign On The Same Day Because They Hated Him— all this while the entire country openly gloats on Twitter.

This has been Boris Johnson’s morning.

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