mad, bad, & dangerous to know — Which role you picked to play in childhood games...

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glumshoe
glumshoe

Which role you picked to play in childhood games of ‘house’ says a lot about you. Did you play the:

Mom

Dad

Daughter

Son

Dog

Butler

eccentric elderly grandparent

confirmed bachelor uncle with a weird job

mom’s ‘best friend’ who lives with the family and helps out

evil advisor whispering manipulative lies into one parent’s ear to turn them against the rest of the family

samovar

poltergeist

ghost of a murder victim who haunts the house and attempts to drive the family away

robot

escaped prisoner secretly living in the basement

Batman

em-is-tired

Bachelor uncle with a weird job

Like legit that was what I would pretend to be


But like

Please continue

What does it mean?

glumshoe

means you’re lgbtq+ now

refined-primate

What a great question!! Too funny!!!

Purely coincidentally I always wanted to play the girl who gets abducted and tied and gagged and held for ransom but the money never comes. 

glumshoe

means you’re a kinky sub now

[checks your blog] yup

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