Which role you picked to play in childhood games of ‘house’ says a lot about you. Did you play the:
Mom
Dad
Daughter
Son
Dog
Butler
eccentric elderly grandparent
confirmed bachelor uncle with a weird job
mom’s ‘best friend’ who lives with the family and helps out
evil advisor whispering manipulative lies into one parent’s ear to turn them against the rest of the family
samovar
poltergeist
ghost of a murder victim who haunts the house and attempts to drive the family away
robot
escaped prisoner secretly living in the basement
Batman
Bachelor uncle with a weird job
Like legit that was what I would pretend to be
But like
Please continue
What does it mean?
means you’re lgbtq+ now
What a great question!! Too funny!!!
Purely coincidentally I always wanted to play the girl who gets abducted and tied and gagged and held for ransom but the money never comes.
means you’re a kinky sub now
[checks your blog] yup

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