thirtysomething, tejanx by blood, east coast by circumstance. they/them. a raccoon in a trash heap. ask me about my cats.
sailormoonz asked:
dennys answered:
Let her marry the sandwich and then eat it. Legally and physiologically the marriage union will then transfer to you.
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#life goals #this sounds legit #dennys blog out of control
The Post: I present you Yuri Valentinovich Knorozov, the Soviet ethnographer who deciphered the Mayan writing system!
The Comment Section: and who is this dude holding him?
I just need to add:
So you’re telling me that Trent Crimm was so excited to get out of his slick car and lean against the wall next to the club exit, knowing he looked very sexy and cool in his cheetah print shoes, and see Ted… that he forgot his keys in his car???
