Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?
My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.
“Be right down.” Uh-oh.
Ok come to pile of bikes and I’ll find you
“I stole some of your pink duct tape to make mom a poster to put up at work”
“I promised mom I would make her chocolate chip cookies Tuesday.” which just sounds ominous as fuck.
“I finally made it home” omg
“This is hell.”
“Your loss”
“I have no idea. Just guessing”
“it’s still great!”
*tosses gourds around*
How u doing bucko?
“Just got out of work”
“I guess some Whos just can’t hold their arsenic sauce.”
“Doing well”
“Haha I’m sure they’ll be happy he remembered.”
![[A stick figure walks up to a sword in a stone.] [The figure attempts to pull the sword out of the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62e6e555eae92479d04439d5ef506e7e/b353b4dc9928f9af-a0/s250x400/c4219c655928d3f0e4dc0a8652542d1dbe56de65.png)
![[A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/440cd77f0740df0d2c881c93a95275ec/b353b4dc9928f9af-cc/s250x400/c3b8a73d0c378f1aeb2912cb437daece9821445f.png)
![[While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:] Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours [The figure takes out her smart phone and searches:] Wikipedia England](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aafb21d421ff1f7d196ac7e0afa2b16d/b353b4dc9928f9af-c7/s250x400/2a848969860d3fa0ef32974348427028bb10d6e2.png)
![[The figure reads on her phone.] [She starts to replace the sword back into the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/adb80ec35c51c79faec66afde7ad1eba/b353b4dc9928f9af-93/s250x400/de2230399760f69519cbb0e76e02680bb4fbc894.png)
