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HAPPY FUCK OR DIE FRIDAY
[Image description: a black and white image showing Kirk and Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series. Both are pointing at a sign that says, “Pon Farr Night Fridays” on big capital letters /end image description]
So this is the main issue I have with image descriptions, which is that a very, very obviously photoshopped picture was not described as a very, very obviously photoshopped picture. And thus anyone who’s relying on grassroots image descriptions isn’t getting nearly enough information.
This is the original:

Which is exactly the same as the first picture, but instead says “Join the change-in Fridays” on the sign and was a promotion for their second season. This is very important context of the photoshopped image, because it’s been altered in order to tell a joke! A joke that was obvious (or… should have been) to people who could see the image! A funny joke!
But because image descriptions are just random people on the internet explaining what they see, and moreover prioritizing what they think is important about an image, there’s still a big disconnect.
- ''there's only one bed.''
- ''i'll bandage you up.''
- ''who did this to you?''
- ''i didn't know where else to go.''
- ''can you be my date to the wedding?''
- ''you're my best friend. i've always loved you.''
- ''shut up.'' ''make me.''
- ''i would never fall for you.''
- ''then why did you do it?'' ''BECAUSE I LOVE YOU''
- ''oh. oh.''




![[A stick figure walks up to a sword in a stone.] [The figure attempts to pull the sword out of the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62e6e555eae92479d04439d5ef506e7e/b353b4dc9928f9af-a0/s250x400/c4219c655928d3f0e4dc0a8652542d1dbe56de65.png)
![[A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/440cd77f0740df0d2c881c93a95275ec/b353b4dc9928f9af-cc/s250x400/c3b8a73d0c378f1aeb2912cb437daece9821445f.png)
![[While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:] Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours [The figure takes out her smart phone and searches:] Wikipedia England](https://64.media.tumblr.com/aafb21d421ff1f7d196ac7e0afa2b16d/b353b4dc9928f9af-c7/s250x400/2a848969860d3fa0ef32974348427028bb10d6e2.png)
![[The figure reads on her phone.] [She starts to replace the sword back into the stone.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/adb80ec35c51c79faec66afde7ad1eba/b353b4dc9928f9af-93/s250x400/de2230399760f69519cbb0e76e02680bb4fbc894.png)







